workplace monkey mind

Slang term describing the distracted state of mind that can occur at work when you should be focusing on the task at hand but you are only getting sidetracked into other non-workplace thoughts that are much more enjoyable.

Knowing I had a rapidly approaching deadline, I repeatedly attempted to focus myself on the project but a serious case of workplace monkey mind was making this entirely impossible!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

Throttle-monkey

Person who revs up the engine To disturb the peace

Just listen to that throttle-monkey revving that Motorcycle like there’s no tommorow.

by Bopsybipsy October 31, 2019

bruh monkey

Bruh Bruh Bruh Bruh Bruh bruh Bruh Bruh Bruh

Bruh Monkey Productions

by bruhmonkey September 24, 2020

Talentless Monkey

Insult for a black person with no talent

andrew: i just fumbled that ball so hard, damn it!

random guy: what a talentless monkey

by Niggas can be doctors too May 10, 2022

Stinky Monkey Clitoris

A term you can use to define your friends which means based.

me: hey bro you are such a Stinky Monkey Clitoris!

bro: aw thanks dude you are a Stinky Monkey Clitoris too!

by motorcucle88 April 21, 2023

rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.

Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!

by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005

Spank Ze Monkey

A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.

Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.

by purpleslingeryo July 8, 2011