mullet19

The act of involuntarily growing a mullet during the COVID19 pandemic due to the lockdown and barber shops being closed.

Look at that dude, he’s got a bangin mullet19 goin down!

by Narcissist_1973 February 9, 2021

Mullet

A ugly ass hair style worn mostly by hockey boys

Bestie: " Owen is so ugly"
Me: " Yah, especially with that mullet"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Mulletdisiac

Anything that has the opposite effect of an aphrodisiac.

That outfit you’re wearing is a mulletdisiac. You won’t be turning any heads in that.

by WillZilla17 December 30, 2022

Midgey Mullet

Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf.

Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets.

by Rob L. July 25, 2004

ear mullet

Bluetooth headset. Much like the hairstyle it is named after, it was once considered fashionable, but is now only sported by dorks.

Check out that guy talking on his ear mullet.

by crooooooow April 18, 2010

A Mullens wager

A wager placed usually on sports in which there is absolutely no chance in hell of winning.

When a dozy shite places a bet he has no chance of winning. The result is the same dozy shite placing repeated bets with the same person over again in a double or nothing fashion just to lose again. doing this has coined the phrase "Mulligan" over the years, originating as "Mullen-again!!" and evolving into the more modern, and easier to pronounce "mulligan"

It is rumoured to have come from a compulsive gambler, and avid golfer from the south of Ireland named Mullen, as the mulligan is a common term in golf

Dozy Shite: "Hey Tim do you want to go double or quits on tonites game?"

Tim: "Sure, beer always tastes better when its bought with your money."

Travis: "You never win Dozy Shite!!! why are you betting him again? Thats such a mullens wager!!!"

Dozy Shite: "I'LL BOX YER EARS OFF WITH ONE MORE WORD TRAV!!!"

All but the Dozy Shite: Diabolicly laughing MWAHAHAHA!!!!

by Dozy Shite May 17, 2011

Safety Mullet

Shoulder length or longer, permed or Jerry curled hair, resembling a helmet.

Her Safety Mullet was so coarse that her skull only broke into 5 pieces when it hit the concrete.

by Grinderson May 16, 2012