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Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.
I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.
by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020
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Muffler backfire

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, and while choking on your dick, she accidentally farts.
So my girl was choking on my cock, and had a little muffler backfire.

I think my girl had to shit, because while she was gagging on my cock, she kept hitting with a muffler backfire.
by MURDOCK813 February 24, 2021
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South African Butt Muffler

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
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John Muffler

A dude who be muffling johns, aka suckin dick
"Shut up Sam you just a lil john muffler"
by Nopyyy February 2, 2024
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muffler masters

The gayest group of men you’ve ever met. Until the clothes come off. Then suddenly everyone goes back to being hetero. Very strange
You ever been to muffler masters? So weird
by Griz1692 April 6, 2023
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Grumpy Muffler

The act of defecating into one's Air Duct or AC System, causing a foul shit-like smell within the entire facility.
My Boss fired me and I got back at his Bitch Ass by giving the office a "Grumpy Muffler", that'll teach them!!
by Ass-lickin-lova December 12, 2023
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bone muffler

Vag, pussy, vagina (a penis warmer/holder)
That babe’s got a bone muffler that just won’t quit
by sleazmeister December 17, 2023
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