Asda midget

The token midget at every Asda store. They are employed not only to pacify the Equal Opportunities brigade but also because they're really good at getting tins that have rolled under the shelves.

Dad, why is that little boy working on the checkout?

That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009

Mudget

people who make obnoxious sounds at night

Be quiet mudgets.

by 21yeet November 30, 2018

midget's cave

A vagina that is so loose you could fit a midget in it.

that bitch had the stinkiest midget's cave

by married to that crazy bitch April 19, 2009

Midgey

A gnat or a small mosquito-like flying insect (but not an actual mosquito, just looks like one)

Close the window or you'll let the midgeys in!

by belleairandriu July 5, 2015

A midget away

When you're sitting about 4 feet from another person.

This bar is so noisy that I can barely hear you, and you're only a midget away from me! Geesh!

by Angie6184 April 28, 2007

Madge

UK nickname for pop-queen madonna. It is short for "her majesty"

I heard Madge is coming out with a new album.

by Jkid June 18, 2006

Cunt-mudgeon

A cranky 'ol bitch. The female version of a curmudgeon. Typically fashion with a bulldog face, a fat ass, and a wig – like short hairdo.

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't put a smile on that old cunt-mudgeon's face. 'Ol bitch.

by KVC-KillMePlease January 15, 2017