monotosis

The made-up disease of having a monotone.

To have a dull; lacking in variety and interest tone of speaking. A person who has monotosis is monotonous (of a sound or utterance) lacking in variation in tone or pitch.

Mark: I'm so excited about winning a million dollars (no tone)
Jordan: You don't sound very excited
Mark: Well... I am
Jordan: You, sir, have monotosis

by chalhoubmark February 6, 2017

Monotation

The act of thinking about one thing.

v. To Monotate
Synonymous with Unitate.

The antidote for Continuous Partial Attention Syndrome is monotation rather then rumination., cogitation, or verbigeration.

by Dr Neurohacker November 4, 2017

Monotreme

A type of mammal that lays eggs instead of giving birth to live young.

The platypus and the echidna are the only known monotremes that exist in the world.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Monotyping

The equivalent of stereotyping a group of people, but when the comment is aimed at the way a single individual behaves and suggests that they always behave in that way.

Clive: Dave is always drunk.
Dave: Stop monotyping me man - I'm only drunk like three of four times a week.

by McWordsbury November 1, 2018

Moot

a total fucking dumbass

Jack: Doesn’t 2 + 5 equal 10?
Jill: What the fuck?? No, you actual moot!

by irritableb1tch July 8, 2019

Molotov Cherry

Where 2 males expose their bellends, wrap them in alcohol-doused towels, set them alight and proceed to swordfight with eachother.

Travis and Kieran faught eachother with Molotov Cherrys, they now have 3rd degree burns.

by Bradderzthe4th January 15, 2020

Moot

Tassie slang. Vagina

She had a moot and she wasn't afraid to use it.

by Tas slag April 13, 2020