GUY 1: My Lord Reginold, I believe I want to grow a moustache.
GUY 2: Hey toolshed, there's no O in mustache.
GUY 2: Hey toolshed, there's no O in mustache.
by rossman4eva96 April 25, 2011
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The type of mustache that someone who is molesty would wear.
The mustache of a molester.
The bigger and dirtier the molestache, the more molesty the molester will be.
The mustache of a molester.
The bigger and dirtier the molestache, the more molesty the molester will be.
"Check out that guy's molestache...he's so molesty!"
"Man...don't go around that guy, his molestache is a dead give away of future molestation."
"Man...don't go around that guy, his molestache is a dead give away of future molestation."
by Lize87 July 31, 2007
Get the Molestache mug.the act of using a turd as if it was a crayon/colored pencil, and drawing a moustache and/or beard on your friend (or enimies) face. when their asleep, or course.
"hey marshall! did you hear about how Christian gave Josh a chocolate moustache?!"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked!"
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!"
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked!"
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!"
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing"
by christanisadirtyfaggot March 23, 2010
Get the chocolate moustache mug."That broad has one wicked nasty inverse moustache! I can only Imagine the hairy jungles of her nether-regions." <then you would puke>
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Get the moustache mug.Usually in reference to homosexual men, a female a guy will be associated with, or even pretend to be dating, in order to create the illusion that said homosexual is straight.
Keiron was in a town where he would get his ass beat in a way he didn't like, so he brought his moustache susan around with him everywhere
by MixBlender September 30, 2007
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