midtown

the center of kcmo, along with westport, which is full of art fags and punks. midtown is also the only place in kansas city where you can find house parties full of underage drinkers pouring into the street until 3 or 4 am.

"hey, where are you partying at these days?"
"midtown!"
"oh, that's lame."
"whatever, at least our parties don't get busted at 11pm, douche."

by ohballs October 14, 2008

Midcation

a vacation usually taken in the middle of a work or school week/year/semester by a rich douche to take a break from work, also a great procrastination method and way to brag to people

Douchebag: Yeah I took a midcation to Puerto Rico and New Zealand last week. No real biggy, but Im so stressed out right now with all the make up work. I'm thinking about taking another one tomorrow to Hawaii, or should i go to France?
Listener:...you do realize you missed the midterm and the 40 page essay,right?
Douchebag: maybe i need to extend it my stay..

by elephantroll November 21, 2011

Midcapcesting

fucking a midget while shitting all over your mother and sister scissoring while wearing a baseball cap filled with your mother and sisters nipple milk.

have tou ever done Midcapcesting with anyone

by krillia December 15, 2016

midolob

Midolob is a man who is funny & can be very charming when he wants to. He is dark & handsome, although not at all tall. He is intelligent in many ways & a genius with computers, great at math, but kinda sucks at spelling. He can be very philosophical. He has black curly hair & warm honey golden brown eyes.He is very warm & caring. He is very family-orientated. He is a great father, a wonderful husband & anyone would be lucky to have him in their life. Women swoon at his feet, but he just steps over them because he is veryfaithful & only has eyes for his wife. He definitely has a sensitive & sentimental side. He is kind of a geek, but in a good way. He can speak several languages fluently & is very talented. One of his favorite quotes is that "the most silent creature is often the deadliest" when he feels he is being taken advantage of. He is a great singer.He can be stubborn & bull-headed but yet he is a very calm, patient, & forgiving man. He is just one of the best people anyone can know. He is very much loved by all that meet him. There is so much more to write about this man, but time & space just do not permit the continuation of many words that would be sure to come.
I love Midolob.

Computer having problems? Call Mehdi, he'll know what to do!

Woman 1: Oh my! Who is that handsome guy?!

Woman 2: Don't bother. He's married and completely faithful - believe me, I tried.

Woman 1: Why are all the good ones taken? Must be a Midolob.

by midolob February 25, 2017

Madcow

When a male ejaculates into his hand and proceedes to pentrate ones vagina with with their fist resulting in pregnancy.

"she said she was asexual so I gave her the MadCow and hit the old dusty trail"

by Cowslapper October 17, 2018

midlord

1. n. A person who trolls people on both or either side of the political or ideological spectrum from a centrist position; 2. v. To argue or troll as a midlord. (Etym. A play on the word Edgelord.)

1a. Does your uncle really believe this electability crap, or is he just being a midlord?; 1b. Midlords often feign obtuseness as a way to dismiss arguments from progressives; 2. I just choose to ignore him when he is midlording.

by DJ Rick April 9, 2019

Midto

Midto is a name given to a very special person. He has the most beautiful soul, the kindest heart and the biggest brain. He will love you with all his heart and you are blessed if you have him. There will be millions of time when you will just look at him and think ‘ how did I get so lucky.’ Well it doesn’t end there. You want to spend your whole life with this being. You would want to give all of you to him. You don’t have to fear if he is better than you cause you know he is, in so many ways which he knows not himself. And ladies and gentlemen if you have a Midto in your life, be thankful for every god damn minute you get to be his. You will fall for him in ways you don’t know yet and fasten your seat belts, cause you are gonna fall hard and deep. You always don’t get a chance to be with someone who is this perfect so yeah love him till it’s too late and don’t forget to force him to try the ‘tere naam’ hairstyle. You know he’ll do it cause he loves you so much that he doesn’t care about what shit others are going on about. His heart beats when you lay your ears on his chest as you hug will always warm your heart. And don’t forget to remind him about how much you love him.

Midto can light up your world.

It’s been a pleasure to love Midto.

Midto is my forever happy pills.

No can be Midto.

by Yourmishu November 30, 2019