Microsoft Edge

The best chrome installer

Yo i use Microsoft Edge. Oh really, yes, to install chrome

by bigbob124 January 27, 2021

microsoft glaze

A notional Microsoft product that is installed on wetware and produces that weird, hypnotic, glassy expression some sheeple get when they praise Microsoft products in the face of adversity.

I was ranting about how fgets made my code segfault on my Linux box when the secretary's Microsoft Glaze kicked in and she started praising Visual C++.

by ke6isf November 7, 2003

Microsoft rewards

A very racist rewards site. You can get more points based on which country you are. In America you can get a lot of points. In any other European country other than Germany you get shit

Microsoft rewards is racist

by CookedCat August 7, 2022

Microphiliophiac

The word stands for when a african amercian male or female smacks the face of a Jew with pork and then makes them dance.

"Yo you got slaped in the face by my pork, now dance jew, your gonna get icrophiliophiac'd!"

"Omg a jew, honey you bring the pork?"
"Yes I did go hold him down so I can unload pork on his forhead!"

Jew:Oh no i'm being microphiliophiac,AHHHH!

by Johnathan Salcedo September 9, 2007

microsoft

A crappy computer company that is trying to move in on Nintendo and Sony with subpar ports and a few over hyped exclusives

dude, microsofts operating systems are almost as cumbersome as X-box controllers

by goth hater engaged to hot goth chick(not kidding) May 13, 2005

Microsoftie

(n)1. One who relies soley on Microsoft products and services.
2. A microsoft user who has not downloaded relevant security patches, thus making them an easy target for viri and the like.

Laird is a microsoftie. He's gotten five viruses in hte last month because he ignores the security patches.

by Tomas September 13, 2004

Microsoft

A small, wide and not visible penis

Albert’s penis is such a Microsoft.

by Adub48 May 10, 2018