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the menstrual cycles

A good band name for a group of mostly gay teens. They collaborate opera and glam rock, because why not?, they are the menstrual cycles after all.
Person 1: What will we name our band?
Person 2: I don't know, the menstrual cycles.

Did you go to the menstrual cycles concert last night, it was amazing, the way they collaborated opera and glam rock was fantastic
Did you get the new menstrual cycles record, my favourite song on it is either fertile days or the uterus song
by xx Mr. Rottenborn xx May 31, 2022
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wandering menstrual

A traveling salesman who peddles absorbent pads and vaginal ointments.
Da term "wandering menstrual" could also refer to a lady who habitually traipses aimlessly around in a particular area whenever it's "dat time of da month", passibly because gentle exercise like dat is known to be beneficial in somewhat alleviating said nasty pains.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023
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Superior menstration

Women with extremely heavy and painful periods have the "Superior menstration" These women are "superior" over the inferor women with lighter menstrations.

Those who have the "superior menstrations" are often strong, beautiful, charismatic and passionate people.
Her periods have heavy flow and are extremely painful, she must have superior menstrations, therefore she must be a strong and independant individual.
by Sparrow of the swedish forest January 28, 2024
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Dirty Menstrual

The act of putting a used tampon in your friends mouth when they are sleeping.
"Brad fell asleep at the party first, so i gave him the Dirty Menstrual "
by Swartz_30 December 29, 2024
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Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy

Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy is an idiom referring in a negative way to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards.
The mandatory course "Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy" was just another useless program forced on students by the progressive academics desperate to prop up their failing careers.
by sleepyAspey July 31, 2019
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fuck the menstrual cycle

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.
Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”
by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024
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