macstravick

the hottest guy in o-ville, kick ass amazing guitar player for the band SWC, shaggy black hair, sexy smile, funniest guy i've ever met:)he makes really good videos and puts them on youtube under the name FatAssProductions. i went to camp with him aaand hes my future husband :)

damn whos that kid?
oh its matt macstravick, his guitar solos are orgasmic

by random274628383 October 4, 2006

manstruating

The male version of the menstrual cycle.
A man period.
The male version of PMS.

I'm cranky. I must be manstruating.

by Lancelot1 August 12, 2006

man constitution or manstitution

rules and amendments for men to say and do certain things such as the right to say "no homo" to contradict any gay statement.

Dude I want to just put my dick in Tom Brady's mouth and stroke "no homo".

Man that's just homo man.

No its not i said no homo. its in the man constitution or manstitution.

by boreashell September 19, 2009

Manstruation

(noun) man-stroo-ay-shun A period of time when a male bleeds from his anus due to excessive wiping. Due to the continuous need to wipe and resulting inability of the anus to heal, the bleeding usually persists for about a week. After a month or so, the male will forget the effects of over-wiping and assault his anus again to ensure cleanliness after a particularly wicked bowel movement which will initiate Manstruation again.

Due to the similar lengths of time/occurrence between this process and female menstruation, as well as the resultant mood swings and general "bitchiness" males display when bleeding from their ass that also accompany females bleeding from their vaginas, this is known as "Manstruation".

(verb) Manstruate
(continuous) Manstruating

"The running back's manstruation was affecting the effectiveness of his play because he was running like he just rode a horse for ten days straight, and felt like it too."

by The Wise Savage June 25, 2015

pre-manstrual syndrome

When a male is pissy and irritable for no apparent reason; the male version of PMS

Charlie must have pre-manstrual syndrome because he started yelling at everyone for no reason.

by Frannie U January 11, 2009

mansteam

a particularly foul smelling fart by a man.

The other day Larry let out some mansteam and it cleared the room.

by texliam May 14, 2007

maestra

In Filipino (Philippine National Language) teacher, professor.

(Tagalog) Si Karztipunera ay isang maestra.
(English) Kartipunera is a teacher.

by karztipunera June 17, 2009