The Manchester Sir Cocksmith

The impossible act of having sex while being british.

Good ol Dave tried The Manchester Sir Cocksmith with his wife. jolly good. what a shame.

by Stellar255 May 5, 2018

Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights

Bri'ish chips

Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf

by Keyboard Fucker January 10, 2022

ManChick

A female that resembles in apperance and has the physcial skill of a male.

She blocked me! That stupid manchick!

by Kellyy April 3, 2006

Manchew

A beautiful woman, that knows she is beautiful and uses it to her full advantage.

We were at beavers pub and that manchew somehow convinced me to pay her tab.

by HeeWho August 6, 2010

Manchester handshake

a common sight in the north of England is a man walking down the street with his hands down his pants, playing with his balls. Should he meet an acquaintance, they will invariably shake hands and exchange ball sweat.

They fired me on Monday, so I gave my boss a Manchester handshake...

by gerrouadat July 18, 2013

manchild movie

A kids' movie for adults.

He asked me to come see Deadpool with him, but I'm not into manchild movies.

by funeralbitch September 14, 2016

Secondhand Munchies

Also known as Environmental Food Munch, or Passive Munch. When non-munchers are exposed to secondhand munchies it is called "involuntary munching" or "passive munching." Non-munchers who inhale secondhand munchies take in Funyions and other tasty snacks just like munchers do. The more secondhand munchies you are exposed to, the higher the level of these harmful chemicals in your body.

"Dude, why'd I eat that entire pizza? I didn't even smoke."
"Secondhand munchies, dude."

by Mr. Hand-Munchie January 20, 2009