malding

emil

emil is malding

by SkelettMan April 26, 2023

Malingerer

Someone who will do absolutely anything to get out of work. No shame is attached to any excuse, no matter how ridiculous.
Also known as 'Doing a Simon'!

An example of someone being a malingerer
"I won't be in today, after banging my arm on a door at work yesterday. The doctor said it's not broken, but the pain feels like my elbows been shattered. It's even worse than last year, when the elephant broke loose from the circus and attacked me with his trunk.

by Bemused Team Member May 20, 2023

Malding

Malder is someone who brings the mood down by being quiet whilst angry.

Someone who is mad for no reason and feels like mf real depressed.

Malding can also spread, if the person is malding and their friends try to cheer them up but fail, they're eventually also going to start malding.

Maldee is a spredee

"Tyler, why are you malding?"
"fr bro why you so mad?"

Tyler: I'm not malding! I only mald when you tell me im malding..*continues to mald even harder*

by maldermax September 11, 2023

Malingle

A very gangsta ass young truly humble under God individual. He's an absolute thug and shouldn't be taken in a joking matter.

Look at malingle fucking go

by Fartqueefonator January 3, 2024

marling

a hater, is a loser, no friends. a bum, terrible at fortnite and every game she touches.

your such a marling type of person.

by xXglittersparklesXx November 20, 2023

Malding

Noah Bowlds

Noah is "malding" as always

by Zeke50 December 4, 2023

Marling school

Shithole of a school with gorlock the destroyer as the head, banned phones because too many people are doing drugs to forget this school and you can only buy drugs in school hours, as we all know

Matt:I’m going to marling school
John:sorry mate

by Fart_smella July 24, 2024