manchete

The ONE pocket knife that a man used for: cleaning his fingernails, opening wine bottles, cutting sausage, clearing brush and skinning a deer.

After an intense day of cutting open UPS packages in the mail room, Bob used his manchete to pry off a beer cap, clean his fingernails and cut open a bag of jerky.

by Carlos18 July 23, 2010

Manchildnapping

the involuntary taking of a person over the age of 18 without indulging them with a location how long they'll be gone or when they'll return

friend 1: get in the car

friend 2: what why
friend 1: shut up im manchildnapping you
friend 2: nah man im good
friend 1: get em!!
Friend 3,4,5 get out and grab friend one and put him in the car
Friend 1,3,4, and 5: yeah road trip
friend 2: Fuck you guys

by mignoculus December 20, 2016

Manchester Hammer

When some goes number two while in the ocean.

I'm pretty sure that man swam out there to take himself a Manchester Hammer.

by Puddingsbane August 8, 2017

mancheetah

A man who parades around in spotted clothing or spotted markings on the body and wreaks havoc on urban sanctuaries

Frank amused his friends by donning his mancheetah persona.

by Todd Lawdy April 19, 2018

maincra

spanish for Minecraft

Joey, let's play maincra

by guau March 11, 2018

Big Mancho

when you turn the ceiling fan on too high...

Don't Big Mancho the fan. Its snowing outside.

by francoriv March 3, 2010

Fu Manchin

A poor attempt at growing a beard resulting in sparse amounts of long hairs growing from the bottom of the chin, resulting in a cross between a soul patch and a Fu Manchu. They are common among young teenagers and men of low testosterone who feel they are capable of growing a full beard.

My brother thinks he's got a badass beard. I can't bear to tell he has a Fu Manchin...

by Smartone67010 February 7, 2012