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Maroon 5

A comical and slang term meant to denote "Maronites," who are an indigenous Christian people of Mount Lebanon. The connection with the two is that the founder of the Maronite sect, Mar Maroun (Saint Maron) has a name that somewhat rhymes with the band name Maroon 5. It is a word often used within a satirical context, yet in lighthearted manner, especially among English-speaking friends.
Hey Pierre, isn't that guy a Maroon 5?

Did you hear about the fight in the university? Must've been a bunch of Maroon 5's going at it again.
by Zare'athra February 13, 2024
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Marooning

Walking around with a condom on throughout the day. Ready for any opportunity.
*gasp* “Jake are you marooning!?”
“yes”
by banjam December 18, 2024
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macboon

a macbook that has been heavily gooned on (a very dirty macbook)
"Bisher why is your mac a macboon"
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Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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mahroon

something that is sooo close to a person's heart
he is like mahroon to me
by crayjjjj_ggboi1009 October 6, 2025
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The Marrooness

The term used to describe any Scotch College rugby union team. Generally used when belittling or ripping on the opposition
The Marrooness is gonna crush you bastards into an infinently dense singularity.
by Rugby Man 101 May 30, 2008
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riley macoroni

Someone who will hate me for this and has a last name of Macoroni and will also probably punch me
Wow look that her, she’s Riley Macoroni
by 7High Noon December 15, 2017
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