French montana

Doing a line of cocaine off of a woman's unshaven armpit
Her cooter was so funky I decided to do a French Montana off her instead.
by French Montana fan February 22, 2014
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Montana Mouthful

When a boy or a girl gets cock and balls slammed into his or her mouth.
"Dude, my girlfriend and I were messing around last night and i gave her a Montana mouthful."
"Ew, i don't need to know about that."
"...I'll give u one."
by Kobe Whitlock May 26, 2009
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Montana Ten

A girl in Montana that is a Ten, is a 7 everywhere else. So she's bangable, but not the most attractive girl. But still the most attractive girl from Montana you will find is a Montana Ten.
Was she hot?
She was a Montana Ten.
Well I guess you could still go for her.
I will but I am not going to Montana State next year.
by SaltyTine April 05, 2015
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Montana Triple

Verb. To piss, shit, and puke simultaneously.
Noun. The act of performing the Montana Triple or the results of a Montana Triple.
Verb: "Stand back. I'm about to Montana Triple."
Noun: "I found a Montana Triple in the bathtub."
by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021
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montana duke

the best american horror story character as well the hottest person in the world. no one competes with her
hey! i just met montana duke !
really? ur lucky u met the best person in the world
by montanadukesimp June 17, 2021
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The Hannah Montana

Ever notice how handjobs often leave out the tip and blowjobs can get a little too soft?

The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds
Junn:' Hey Dann and James, I saw Lena again from highschool yesterday, you know the girl we always had steve noppen for?'

James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'

Dann: ' Seconded.'

Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'

James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'

Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'

Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'
by Jackson Pollak August 02, 2019
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Vagana Montana

When your vagina lives a double life.
Best of Both Worlds (as sung by Vagana Montana)

"You get the best of both worlds - chillin' out, take it slow, then you rock out the show."
by Wafflebender May 19, 2015
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