Miami Backshot

when Jorge Masvidal knees you in the face from behind, and then fucks as prostitute next to your unconscious body

If you're not careful, im gonna get Jorge over here to give you a Miami Backshot.

by wamwmawmamw April 8, 2023

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Miami Sober

sober from all drugs except one drug of choice, alcohol, and anything offered to you

I’ve never been into hard drugs but I was at a concert and some bitch offered me molly so I said “fuck it i’m going miami sober.”

Yeah i’m miami sober now (chances already on coke weed and alc)

by bananaice March 22, 2022

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Miami Highschool

This school is filled with wanna be gangbangers and people who think they hard but they not just pussies

Yo Miami Highschool is ghetto and filled with wanna be’s man

by Bigdickequalsslutsandpussy October 15, 2021

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After feeding your parter a copious amount of laxatives, you then proceed to pack the anal cavity with up to a half gram of cocaine. After which you engage in the act of analingus/rimming and while pressing upward on the lower abdomen you instruct your partner to blast as much ass vapor as possible. This running the risk of filling your nasal cavity with a large amount of cocaine, and or liquid human shit.

-Bruh, I took that chick home from the party last night and we took a stroll through the Miami minefield and I got blowed up.

-I took a broad home and after a moonlight stroll through the Miami Minefield, I ended up in the Panama Mud.

by Ann Alripper July 16, 2021

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Miami hung

A man sufficiently endowed to be considered “hung” by Miami standards (i.e, 9 inches or more).

A subcategory of vacation dick often encountered in Latin America.

“I’m sore from all that action last night. That guy wasn’t just hung, he was Miami hung.”

by Mister_305 June 13, 2021

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