Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021

delete loss porn

When you post your stock or margin losses on social media with a triumphant hashtag or saying, expecting (or in a panic trying to justify) how it will inevitably reverse and you'll be a gazzillionaire.

Hey, I bought 10 GME shares at $380 a share. I work at a grocery store and make $2,200 a month. I spent 6 weeks salary on the stock of a company the resells video games using brick and mortar retail in 2021. Luckily, I believe in delete loss porn. Without any evidence, and doing no actual research apart from reddit or Facebook, I think this $3800 investment will easily be worth $500,000 later this year 🤪🤪🤪

by Lolzster89 April 9, 2021

CONTROL LOSS

CODY is a fun loving guy. who is always smiling looks out for the community and knows so much more than the average guy.

CODY is an URBAN DICTIONARY NAME who had a CONTROL LOSS but just temporary as he regained control when he became a LOST PLANET AIRMAN which is where he had already killed forty people and he was the forty first as somehow his car swerved into another lane and a chain headon onside collision occured from his control loss because someone earlier at TARGET woke him up falling asleep and told him to leave for a half hour and come back but CODY never did or FOTYY OTHER PEOPLE that CODY THE URBAN DICTIONARY NAME EVER HAD MET or DID THEY ALL MEET?

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE June 17, 2021

welfare loss

A person who doesn't produce at his/her allocatively efficient point (lazy ass)

Naman is the definition of welfare loss

by keyboard_smasheri0fbnqpojedvfo January 9, 2025

Pathetic Loss Syndrome

It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.

When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!

by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019

Goon Term Memory Loss

The temporary OR permanent loss of memory regarding the specific content or context of a masturbation session, typically due to overstimulation or a clouded mind while engaging. Commonly experienced by individuals who engage in frequent or mentally detached jerking off. Often includes forgetting what was watched, who the subject was, or why it was appealing. Memory loss, in this case, is not always immediate. It can be in the span of 10 minutes to 2 hours after the initial splooge.

"GTML, or Goon Term Memory Loss, is, in short, the act of jerking off and forgetting to what or why you did it in the first place. A complete blank spot in your memory that can be either remembered in time, or completely and permanently forgotten."

by splooger6000 June 16, 2025

Loss of pooz

Loss of pooz is used when some one has lost all of their popularity

david balls: Dude you had a big loss of pooz

by Ilostmypooz August 3, 2025