When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time
Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night
Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!
Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick
Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!
Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick
by Dan Gigolo December 12, 2007
a miniature human, usually between the age of 1 day to 18 months, not yet sleeping in a "big bed" and requiring an inordinate amount of time, energy, money and patience. baby, infant, toddler, child.
"yeah, it sucks. none of my friends go out anymore since they cranked out a bunch of crib lizards."
"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."
"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."
by Lynn January 23, 2005
A truck stop prostitute.
Sometimes a drug addict, but not always.
A woman who prefers the safety of a truck stop to ply her trade rather than public streets.
What white trailer trash girls aspire to be when they grow up.
Sometimes a drug addict, but not always.
A woman who prefers the safety of a truck stop to ply her trade rather than public streets.
What white trailer trash girls aspire to be when they grow up.
My momma says when I turn 15 I can be a lot lizard just like her. Then maybe if I'm lucky I can go ride with a trucker and be a whore at all the big truck stops!
by jsd9632 January 25, 2012
by the sexy lizard September 12, 2012
by Tom March 24, 2005
a prostitute that loiters in truck-stop parking lots having sex with truckers for money and dope,she moves from one trucker to the next like a lizard moves from rock to rock
by petrabbit March 15, 2009
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by Mark zuccy boy the third April 04, 2018