lizard people territory 

A description of a political or other belief held by less than 6% of the population, meaning it is politically nearly irrelevant, and likely either crazy or way ahead of its time. Based on the fact that 6% of Americans believe in lizard people.

"Support for Martin O'Malley is in lizard people territory."

"After 9/11, pointing out that George Bush got our country attacked on his watch was in lizard people territory."

lizard people territory by QuinnMallory October 18, 2015

lizard canyon 

Another slang term for a woman's vagina.

Person 1: Hey girl, you know I love you, right?
Person 2: Yeah baby, I know.
Person 1: Well let me slip my dick all up in that lizard canyon of yours.

lizard canyon by Redsox February 12, 2007

lizard spit 

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.

This term comes from "drain your lizard"

there's no rush, take your time so you don't get lizard spit

lizard spit by fightingcrow May 27, 2010

lizard swinging 

When you dye your cock green, sit on a swingset while anally fucking a bitch with no arms.

so i went to the amputee strip club hoping to find me a good lizard swinging.

lizard swinging by Dr.Doofinsmertchz December 16, 2013

lizard squading 

The act of fucking around and getting caught.

Lizard Squading. Hallelujah.

lizard squading by Lizard Squading March 29, 2015

lizard tail 

another word for clit dick
when a girl/trans male or whatever has a vagina but they click big as a fuckin dick

"Yo you bang that chick last night?"
"Nah man she got a fuckin' lizard tail!! That shit was longer than my middle finger!!"
"That's fuckin' nasty dude goddamnnnn!!!"

lizard tail by umuna September 13, 2016

Lizard Twat 

A lizard twat happens when a girl goes dry while you're inside her.

Yea dude, Morgan got a lizard twat last night. lizard skin

Lizard Twat by Captain Neo September 2, 2016