Lithuanian Blumpkin

A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick

Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile

by LogJamShep March 8, 2022

Lithuanian Shocker

The act of giving a woman the shocker during sex while having un maintained fingernails, resulting in a torn orifice ( usually the rectum )

We had been camping all week and I gave this hippy chick the shocker in the woods, my fingernails were pretty long and it ended up being a Lithuanian Shocker!

by RobotScientist June 27, 2022

litharge

its PbO you silly goose head or also known as lead monoxide

"why is litharge in that color?"

by iwannadeletethisacc September 14, 2022

lithuanian cock wrench

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts

Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good

by Ranchapplebottom September 26, 2022

Litdane

Used to request a lighter, usually one that’s been purchased for no less than £1 as boss man’s always on that secret VAT scheme

Giz that litdane ther lad me jabbas gone numb

by BIG R0DN3Y October 15, 2022

liahanna

a beautiful woman who loves to fool around and flirt with guys.

omg liahanna is so foolish

by bigdudes16 November 5, 2022

Liahanna

A girl who likes men, not gay.

Omg liahanna loves men

by bigdudes16 November 6, 2022