you: *posts on your main story for the first time in months*
random old man who def should not have snap: "mamacita tan linda😍"
random old man who def should not have snap: "mamacita tan linda😍"
by cornball428 December 26, 2022
Get the tan linda mug.I love Linda.
I love her so much and life has been so unfair to her. She has the prettiest smile I have ever seen and she's gorgeous with an amazing personality. She keeps falling in and out of relationships with unsure insecure people but she never lets it lower her self worth. She respects her self and other people, she is a girls girl and she smells really good. She might ignore your texts sometimes but it's because she's overthinking things. Her presence lights up the whole room..her personality is so strong and she doesn't give two shits about what people say about her. She's misunderstood and has a lot of trauma, and she's always partying. I wish she stopped smoking. She's the best girlfriend ever and I love her so much. Never let go of your Linda. I miss mine.
I love her so much and life has been so unfair to her. She has the prettiest smile I have ever seen and she's gorgeous with an amazing personality. She keeps falling in and out of relationships with unsure insecure people but she never lets it lower her self worth. She respects her self and other people, she is a girls girl and she smells really good. She might ignore your texts sometimes but it's because she's overthinking things. Her presence lights up the whole room..her personality is so strong and she doesn't give two shits about what people say about her. She's misunderstood and has a lot of trauma, and she's always partying. I wish she stopped smoking. She's the best girlfriend ever and I love her so much. Never let go of your Linda. I miss mine.
-Should I go to the party?
YES
-Will Linda be there?
Ofcourse she always is
-I have such a big crush on Linda
Everyone does!
YES
-Will Linda be there?
Ofcourse she always is
-I have such a big crush on Linda
Everyone does!
by stephannne.08 November 24, 2023
Get the Linda mug.A short-tempered narcissist who’s only morally allergic to eggs. Often threatens punishment with broccoli or bananas or denying people their milk. Stubbornly ignorant on a lot of matters. Haley Tee
She’s such a Linda.
by FamLauren December 6, 2023
Get the Linda mug.Linda is such a good friend fr, she's fine and hot like honestly, never lose a Linda, she loves food but loves God more.
by lindaissexyandamazing July 6, 2023
Get the Linda mug.Linda, meaning "beautiful" in Spanish. Treat Linda Day is celebrated annually on October 16th and is a day to treat the Linda's in your life. Whether they are Linda's by name or Linda by meaning, celebrate and treat them on Treat Linda Day.
Don't feel you have to treat small either! Size matters for your Linda! When expressing your feeling, bigger is always better!!
Don't feel you have to treat small either! Size matters for your Linda! When expressing your feeling, bigger is always better!!
"Linda, I bought you flowers for your special day!"
"Thank you, but I'm confused, what special day?"
"Well today, of course! It's Treat Linda Day and you are a Linda by name and by meaning!" Saying this will definitely get you lots of brownie points and if you're lucky, even more than brownie points!!
"Thank you, but I'm confused, what special day?"
"Well today, of course! It's Treat Linda Day and you are a Linda by name and by meaning!" Saying this will definitely get you lots of brownie points and if you're lucky, even more than brownie points!!
by Lulubellisima July 13, 2023
Get the Treat Linda Day mug.Someone who is know to knock on the front door of Saxitoxin. She has fathered three of his children, but he hides from her and won't answer.
So, when I got home this afternoon I sat my ass down and logged onto my laptop to check the district court website and see if anyone was suing me this week. While I was browsing the new cases I heard a knock at the door. Wanna bet who it was?
Yup. Linda Searcy.
-Saxi
Yup. Linda Searcy.
-Saxi
by jimbostoncuck July 25, 2023
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