bendy-legged chumbucket

A tall skinny guy or girl, particularly with long legs which resemble a mosquitos, who are completely unlikeable because they are such jerks.

Don't talk to Ritchie man, that guy is a bendy-legged chumbucket!

by KMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL April 4, 2011

Three-Legged Tail

The most wonderful and majestic of all animal species, the Three-Legged tail is a hybrid cross between a male hermit crab, and David Duchovny. The average lifespan of a Three-Legged Tail is between 3 to 5 weeks, at which time it dies of starvation, as it has no means of obtaining nutrients. Although technically a hybrid species, the Three-Legged Tail is not sterile, and in fact, reproduces asexually. Every member of the species is born pregnant, and will give birth after about four hours. It is a highly aggressive animal, and once provoked, will not relent until either it or it's attacker is dead. Although, since the Three-Legged Tail has no eyes, ears, or noses, they are easily avoided. The animal is known for it's tremendous speed on land (it is second only to the cheetah), and spends much of it's short life galloping around aimlessly, presumably in unimaginable agony and despair. A genetic abnormality exists in approximately .03% of the population, which causes the offspring to be born with three wings instead of three legs. Sadly, the Three-Winged Tail is doomed to the same torturous existence.

The Three-Legged Tail is an affront to nature, and an abomination unto the lord.

by Krandall Kramer November 13, 2012

the two-legged man

A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!

Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

Water Logged

Water logged: sex act, submerge meat in water for 4 hours then when you and your mate are ready for intercourse you pull your meat out of water and slap your mate across the face to start the games.

Hey wanna see a water log, mate replies yes you come out of bathroom and sale her unexpectedly with your meat and yell water logged!

by Jacques LaCox May 9, 2018

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

ligger

Lithuanian niggers, like wigger is white nigger, ligger is lithuanian nigger

that foreign mother fucker is one ugly ligger

by Tito Beltran September 13, 2005

One-legged race

The one-legged race is a highly active sexual position which involves the man lifting the woman off the floor and holding her against the wall with one leg raised holding one of her legs up and the other planted on the floor to provide the thrust. Can be painful if you overbalance at all.

i totally gave her a one-legged race last night, but f*cked my arm up when i fell over.

by Rabamana September 15, 2010