library monitor

a stinky peice of shitty poop

that library monitor sucks ass

by Jake58376 June 19, 2022

library

a place where pussies reside

joe: did you hear that chad just visited the library

mama: aint no way

*the next day
Chad's father: what have you become son, *pulls out a minigun from fortnite*

by iWillComeForYouPoo3003 August 13, 2022

Library Guardian

A small figurine said to look over one’s book collection

My library guardian is a small metal fairy

by Fourmerrimans January 20, 2023

library

a place where people stare at dead trees with tattoos, then hallucinate

Jimmy: "Wanna go the the library?"
Timmy: "No Jimmy, that's where people hallucinate."
Jimmy: "Oh. Wanna do drugs instead?"
Timmy: "HELL FUCKING YEAH"

by commonmothertoungew August 5, 2023

Library Heckler

A person blissfully unaware that they are being loud and obnoxious at the library. These people can range from people who are only acutely aware of the inner voice or straight up hold gaming sessions in the library.

He is such a library heckler! Why spread chaos in an area meant for academics and quite and peace? The librarian doesn't care too! sksksksksss

by PhageCore April 4, 2025

library jail

confining yourself to the library or another university campus building in order to get studying done without distraction. First used by students at University of Idaho in 2024.

I didn't study all weekend, so I'm in library jail for the rest of the week.

by ABriggit August 8, 2025

library of congress

n. Public repository of books, DVDs, soft couches etc where assorted street people can mingle and, often, engage in sexual activity between the shelves.

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The downtown library of congress is a good place to check out homeless babes.

You mean ‘homelasses’?

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025