Jay Leno

a person who has large chin, annoying voice, bad humor, and gotten something he doesn't deserve...

what the hell ?!? i can't believe he got the promotion ! what a jay leno

by tekken_5 April 16, 2006

Pulled a Lennon

When you spill a drink (tea, coffee, squash, coke, fanta etc)

i was at my desk the other day and "pulled a lennon", the tea went all over my work papers!

someone has pulled a lennon all over Ross Taylor's face, look at the stains

by th3 all s331ng 3y3 June 27, 2009

Linyoh (verb)

To fuck a monkey.

He is linyohing with my mom right now.

by Jon Woo May 9, 2003

lenostraphy

adj. any joke that comes out of jay leno's retarded half stuttering mandibular longitude.

i kind of feel bad for dave, he was trying to impress that girl last night and the joke he told was a lenostraphy.

by shelton7421 August 31, 2007

Lennoncholy

The vague nostalgic sadness that people over 35 (+/-) feel in early December each year around the anniversay of John Lennon's assasination.

"Hey....what's up with you lately?....you're lookin' a little down"

Oh....It's nothing....I just heard that today is the 30th anniversary of John Lennon's assasination. I cant believe it's been THIRTY years and I'm just felling a little Lennoncholy"

by beadmaven December 9, 2010

leyous

a very sketchy friendly individual

she is so leyous

by indecisivelady December 9, 2010

lenyards

refers to fabric worn around the neck to display ID badges and can also be used to carry keys and USB flash drives.

lenyards can be custom printed or generic

Lenyards is an alternative spelling for lanyards

The school gave students lenyards to wear their ID badges to easily identify them.

by Brandon Aaaa October 20, 2012