Ford Lease

1 the biggest mistake you could have ever made
2 the signing over of every dollar you make for a piece of sh!t

1 you mean he not only bought a ford but has a lease on it. lmfao
2 what happened to his retirement? well he signed a ford lease and the piece of sh!t hasn't worked since it came of the assembly line

by bro joe January 14, 2009

least ugly girl syndrome

A condition where a girl who is considered unattractive by the vast majority of society has found herself in an environment in which she is surrounded by girls considered less attractive than she. The girl then allows this unusual circumstance to affect how she behaves, generally resulting in a less compassionate attitude towards others, as she now considers herself a rare and highly sought after commodity due to her attractiveness relative to the other girls aforementioned.

Jill, usually considered a 4 out of 10, has been treating Jack, usually considered an 8 out of 10, like shit, because she's the most attractive girl at this party. Once she recovers from least ugly girl syndrome, she'll realize how inappropriate she has behaved.

by heysuse April 28, 2009

anna-lease

it is a female gypsy that lives in a caravan or cardboard box eaiting beans over a campfire

shut up you anna-lease

by n.g.e+orange January 15, 2008

bitch on a leash

bitch on a leash is defined as a bitch being over powered, controlled, or will not do anything, unless parter/significant other tells them that it is okay to do(only obeys partner significant other).

(Man and friend are at a party where they run into another friend of theirs accompanied by his girlfriend).
Man: "Shit man, you took that two-faced penny hooker whore for a girlfriend back? She's a dirty fuckin wench! I'd dump her ass!"
Girlfriend: "Fuck you, you dirty piece of shit!"
Girlfriend's Boyfriend (Man's friend): "Shut yo bitch ass face bitch! You do what I tell you to do! You don't speak unless I speak to you!"

Next Night, Different Party

(Man and friend runs into friend and girlfriend once again).
Man: "Shiiit, you're still with that hoe?!"
Girlfriend glares at man, then smiles and walks away.
Girlfriend's Boyfriend (Friend of man's): "Sorry dudes, gotta go!"
Friend of Man's (The friend that accompanied man to party): "Damn man, he must have got that bitch a leash!"
Man: "Yeah.. she's a bitch on a leash!"

by Lyndsay6789 October 10, 2007

on a leash

Same thing as whipped but its the opposite.Usaully a boy/boyfriend that owns a girl/girlfriend.

boy: Hey go get me that now
girl: no
boy: now!
girl: ok

viewer 1: dam boy got girl on a leash
viewer 2: I know

by jk25 April 20, 2009

At least I'm not Kanye West

This is a ""cop out" phrase you use if you've done something absolutely terrible. However, whatever you did probably isn't worse than the stupid sh*t Kanye does on a daily basis.

"You are a son of a bitch, you slapped a child, and stole a cop car while high on PCP"
"Yeah, well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"True"

"I can't believe you, You clubbed a baby seal, then drove over it in a Hummer H2"
"Well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"Sh*t you're right, next round is on me!" - Al Gore

by GitzMoney December 8, 2010

Leastern Conference

Another name synonymous for the Eastern Conference of the National Basketball Association(NBA) that is ridiculed by the Western Conference for their subpar team records and easy path to the NBA Finals every year. The conference is often plagued with the lack of talent and often top-heavy records that allows the same teams such as the 2010-14 Miami Heat to reach the NBA Finals year to year with minimal or no real competition. The disparity is often attributed to Michael Jordan's second retirement from the Chicago Bulls in 1998.

Joe: Did you hear that the Miami Heat went to four straight finals? Now that's an impressive feat only done three times before.

Miller: Yeah, but they play in the Leastern Conference so it's not that impressive with how easy they had it out there. Now had they gone to four straight finals in the Western Conference that would be no doubt an impressive feat. Just look at the 9th seed 2013-14 Phoenix Suns in the Western Conference, they would have been a 3rd seed in the Leastern Conference.

Joe: When you put it like that I guess you're right.

by Concerned User July 3, 2014