shower lego

The little plastic covers from razors. They typically fall on the shower floor and result in excruciating pain when stepped on. Usually left for for the next person showering.

My wife left a shower Lego for me and now my foot is bleeding.

by rlyjames December 17, 2021

lego piercing

when you step on your little brothers toy

AAAAAaAAAAaAaAAaAAaaAaHHHhHHHHHHHH

(lego piercing)

by NODer1234567890 July 12, 2016

lego-shun

when you shove a lego up your ass

yeah! my girl did a complete lego-shun last night!

by c h e e s e, d e m o n. August 2, 2022

lego helmet

Terrible hair cut that resembles a Lego figures helmet when worn

Oi mate you've got a shit hair cut its like a Lego helmet

by Dayboi May 30, 2016

Blue Lego

Web sites or web related products that result in displaying a blue lego icon on Apple's iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad devices.

I wanted to buy the new album but their site blue-legoed on me.

Did you reserve a seat at the restaurant tonight? Tried to but it's a blue lego venue.

by Rhicoda February 27, 2010

Lego feet

When having sex and your kid leaves legos on the floor. The when you step on them you eject it inside.

Last night I had lego feet with my girl. It was painful but amazing.

by ifckedyourm0m February 4, 2023

invisible legos

Invisible Legos are specially designed Legos that you can only get on the black market. You cannot see, hear, or feel them unless the owner has the special SD chip extension in their heads that allow them to perform these actions. These products usually cost around 12 billion- 20 billion dollars depending on the location.

In playing with my invisible Legos

by The._.beatles._.supremacy August 18, 2021