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Servant Leader Position

The "Servant Leader" is the favorite sexual position among married Christian couples who have experimented and know what works best.

Procedure:
- Wife lies on her stomach, legs apart, bottom elevated
- Husband lies face-down on his wife, and enters her from behind (the "rear entry" position)
- Husband embraces his wife, performing a "reach around" with his dominant hand (reaching under her and stimulating her clitoris) however she likes best
- Husband props himself up on his non-dominant elbow (to keep his weight off her so she can breathe) and reaches under her breast with that hand, stimulating her breast and nipple however she likes best
- Husband begins thrusting while continuing stimulation, paying close attention to her physical cues and his own body
- Husband times his own release as closely to hers as possible, for maximum mutual enjoyment

Features:
- The wife is passive, receiving penetration and pleasure at the hands of her capable husband
- The husband is in control of everything, and is responsible for his wife's pleasure and his own
- Husband can kiss his wife's neck and shoulders, and can whisper in her ear
- Full upper-body contact and the embrace-from-behind provide feelings of intimacy
- Perfect for the "tired wife, horny husband" scenario so common in marriage
- Echoes the Biblically defined marriage roles: the husband is in charge and the wife is submissive/passive, but his goal is to serve her completely, hence "Servant Leader"
My wife and I thought we knew about sex until we discovered the Servant Leader Position. Now sex is 10 times better for both of us!

Many people think the "Missionary Position" is how devout Christians have sex, but couples married for a long time know it is all about the Servant Leader Position.
by GodSex October 7, 2010
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Leaned out

To have drank so much syrupyou are no longer fucked upyou're leaned out.
Say cuz, yu leaned out?"Man, i'm leaned the fuck out cuz"
by yurbeauty December 9, 2008
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loaner douche

Calling someone a loaner douche is to imply that someone is a douche (or douchebag), but to an -extreme- degree. It means that the douche is SUCH a douche that they aren't even a FRESH douchebag. They are SUCH a horrible douche, that it seems as though they got the douche loaned to them from someone else who had already used it.... a nasty, disgusting -loaner- douche. It can also be used to agree with someone else being called a douche. This word is to be used with extreme caution, as only the most doucheyest of douches really deserve to be called a loaner douche. It first originated in Avon, IN amongst a group of friends.
"Dude, he's not just...like...a -normal- douche. He's a effing loaner douche."

Bob: "God, what a douche!"
Tom: "Loaner douche."
Bob: "Exactly."
by Alycia H. July 27, 2008
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4th gen leaders

4th gen leaders is used to described a group named Stray Kids. They are an 8-member group who are so talented. They can sing, dance, rap, act and even produce their own songs. They broke a lot of records and set new ones. Stray Kids is such a great group with the best members.
Stray kids are the 4th gen leaders.
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BAD LEADERSHIP

Bad Leadership Can Be Defined An Act Or Action Of Ruling,governing A Given Area In A Wrong Way.
BAD LEADERSHIP could also be define as a state of ruling a given people without possessing the leadershhp qualities such as humility.BAD LEADER: A Bad Leader Is One Being A Ruler Of An Area Who Leads Or Rule People In A Wrong Manner,just Being Selfish.
by ID Chi November 9, 2013
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Chesapeake Leaker

When a man has intercourse with a female in the anus so hard she pees herself.
Last night I gave this chick a Chesapeake Leaker, she peed all over her sheets.
by WordsAndShit September 10, 2009
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rogue learner

self-educated person who relies on alternate sources for learning, for example online, mentors, self-directed research, "school of hard knocks"; person who believes that traditional educational institutions do not have a monopoly on education; person who relies on their own assessment of what is important to learn and sources their own education
"The children were free to explore, went to movies if they wished, could spend the day skateboarding, reading, or doing science experiments like making potato guns or rockets. Sometimes they spent prolonged hours online or at the library researching their current obsession and over the course of several years all became rogue learners, and eventually each one a success in a wide variety of fields. None of them had a degree, or even a high school diploma."
by Veritas 11 March 12, 2010
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