kookooyumyumpoon

another name for a womans vagaina

have you tried her kookooyumyumpoon?

by allen s July 9, 2007

kookoo for crack rocks

When your fiending for some crack rocks and cant help but have the biggest erection!!!

kookoo for crack rocks! I either need to smoke some crack or go jerk off.

by dirty grove niggas December 8, 2010

kookoodumdum

To be crazy and stupid. At the same time.

Catholics are kookoodumdum. Muslims and Scientologists are, too.

by Abraham's Adversary February 10, 2018

Kookmeister

Typically a female Adventist (or another religious/vegan person) that would rather have anal sex than lose her virginity because of basic white girl issues. These women are usually found in the valley suburbs were complaining about her wrongly died hair is more important than her kids' soccer game.

OMG! can you believe Darren fucked Becky in her ass last week? God! She's such a kookmeister, I cant stand her!!!

by spanky-word/letter-maker May 5, 2020

kookfest

A meeting or festival of kooks

Online forums are often just bizarre anonymous kookfests

by mirkin July 10, 2003

Klan KooKout

An event where Klansmen gather to roast marshmallows around a burning cross or watch lynchings. They also exchange ideas on new Klan Uniforms, and discuss their favorite quotes from the Mein Kampf. The Grand Wizard watches over their rituals and/or discussions.

Laura: Hey Keegan, are you going to the Klan KooKout tonight?
Keegan: Why yes Laura, I am. Are you bringing your Pocket Mein Kampf?
Laura: Nah, but I'm bringing my new and improved Klanswomen Uniform.
Keegan: <333

by The Grand Wizard of PA October 9, 2010

Kooked

Australasian slang meaning to make a mistake particularly in a funny way.

"Old mate tried doing a backflip off the beer pong table last night and completely kooked it, hurt his head and back but he'll be fine."

by Bilson Beug October 3, 2019