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Soggy Koala 

A sexual position where, from the koala bear position, the man smothers the breasts of a woman with eucalyptus oil, preferably with koala-like hands, while making the whining sounds of a Jew. All while wearing a bow tie.
Holy Shit I just used a gallon of eucalyptus oil while giving Whitney a soggy koala and I didn't even bring my Celine Dion CD.
Soggy Koala by CMac01 December 16, 2008

kinky koala 

A sexual position involving a short woman, and a tall skinny man. The woman represents the Koala. The man represents a Tree. The Koala climbs the Tree, latched with all fours, then the Tree proceeds to stick his branch into the Koala, therefor leading to intense orgasm for both parties.
See also - Climbing Vine
Last night I met up with this freaky short girl, and she proceeded to go all Kinky Koala on me. That shit was hot!
kinky koala by pseudowho? August 11, 2014

dusty koala 

When you cum on a girl's hair an it looks like a koala that's been in the outback dust storm.
Jim: dude, she blew me so good I came in her hair!
Rodney: my man! You have her a dusty koala!

Caramello Koala 

When an older woman with a hairy vagina wants to have sex with ypu in the backyard.
Hey John, id really love a caramello koala
Caramello Koala by Razor24 October 28, 2020

Darla Koala

An Australian women who was courageous enough to give the almighty CarterSMK/Rinissin a badge in the Poké Daxi discord server. Carter, with his godlike and his minion philip27 powers will soon Take Poké Daxis position on youtube and the Poké Daxi discord server. Carter is epic,
Darla Koala made CarterSMK the man that he is

bamboo koala 

man lies like a bamboo stick (straight on his back) while the girl bear hugs him from the side. BAMBOO KOALA.
i’m gonna bamboo koala the fuck out of you.
bamboo koala by ghastlyderpy December 29, 2021