Kappauf

Kappauf pronounced as (cap off). The rarest but supreme race known to mankind. Often times the arian race tries to claim this but they come to a staunch realization that they are completely and utterly wrong. The Kappauf race is known for its power, looks, sexiness, strength, beauty, wisdom, money, business savvy, crazy good skills, and mind boggling humor.

The Kappauf status is known as a supreme plastic surgery. Such places like Orange County, South Beach, and other counties only concerned about vanity and looks.

"I have been trying the past seven years to be a Kappauf, but I am just to fuggin' uggly."

"Dude I wish I was a Kappauf."

"That guy is such a wanna be Kappauf."

by bob bogosh April 18, 2008

knepper

A person (often white, often male) who reeks of privilege but is clueless about it, and makes arrogant, sweeping, offensively stereotyped statements about huge groups of people about whom he knows nothing in an attempt to sound like "deep thinker" or some kind of intellectual. Craves media attention and thinks that all black people are male and all feminists are rich and white. From n.: Alex Knepper, douchebag who famously caused a stir at American University by claiming that "date rape is an incoherent concept."

This knepper in my class didn't know anything about the civil rights movement but he wouldn't shut up about it until he pissed everybody in the group off and we ended up wasting the whole study session.

by Valkyrie607 April 5, 2010

Kappa Alpha Shh

Used in reference to a fraternity boy who secretly enjoys man-on-man action.

Kappa Alpha Shhs are hard to spot because a) in person they display classic frat boy good looks and classic, drunken frat boy behavior, and b) online, they either have no pics or a pic of them snapped at a party, beer in one hand, the other making a feeling fist, with their face cut out mask their identity.

J: Dude, these totally hot guys just moved in next door.
T: Kappa Alpha Shh?
J: Damn, I hope so!

Or...

T: What's with the smile?
J: Just got some awesome head in the library basement bathroom.
T: Kappa Alpha Shh?
J: Yeah, poor guy. But man can he slob!

by JohnnyAZ May 19, 2006

Kappa Alpha Theta

Kappa Alpha Theta is the best national womens sorority. Best chapters nationally include University of Arizona, Michigan State, University of Illinois, and Arizona State. "Sassy yet classy," these are the hottest girls you will ever see up close who look like models, not porns stars. These are the girls you want to take home to your parents, and then take to the bar to show off to all your friends. They act like the ladies they are, but don't be fooled...a Theta knows how to have a good time both at a party and in the bedroom. They're sweet natured but they know they're the best...with good reason. Usually affiliated with SAE. They get good grades, but would much rather be at a frat party than the library. They rock their letters with pride, usually on multiple items at a time. They are the best dressed girls on campus with the best bodies to match. Every girl wants to be them, and every guy wants to do them.

"look at that girl...she must be a Kappa Alpha Theta."

"I hooked up with THE hottest girl last night...AND, she's a THETA!!"

by barstar29 May 17, 2007

Phi Kappa Phi

A collegiate honorary society that you have to be total pussy-eater to get into. It is a top tier honorary society, only sharing its ranks with maybe Phi Beta Kappa, if they're lucky.

Only the elite get in, by definition. One is elected by Phi Kappa Phi alumni selection board, who are made up mostly deans at the college/university; you cannot apply for admission.

"Founded in 1897 at the University of Maine, Phi Kappa Phi is the nation's oldest, largest, and most selective honor society for all academic disciplines. Its chapters are on more than 300 campuses in the United States, Puerto Rico, and the Philippines."

"Ok, resume says, "Member of Phi Kappa Phi", call his/her ass up for an interview, pronto!"

"Yeah, Will just went to his Phi Kappa Phi initiation"
"Really, you gotta be a shit hot pussy-eater to even be considered for that group".

by SkullAndBonesEatMyAss May 18, 2010

alpha kappa alpha

The first black greek sorority, for college educated women. Founded on the campus of Howard University on January 5, 1908. Alpha Kappa Alpha was founded by sixteen sophisticated, intelligent, and community service minded women. Salmon pink and apple green are the colors that 250,000 plus women hold close to their hearts. Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority Incorporated will be celebrating 100 years of service to ALL Mankind in 2008.

There is no more words or definitions to type in order to define what Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority is. All that needs to be said is that Alpha Kappa Alpha is the first and that they are to be of service to ALL Mankind.

by Delta Eta June 16, 2007

Kappa Alpha Society

The Kappa Alpha Society (ÊÁ) is the oldest college fraternity in the North America. It was formed at Union College in Schenectady, New York on November 26, 1825 by a group of college students. Kappa Alpha was the first to combine aspects of secret Greek-letter societies, literary societies and formalized student social groups and is thus considered the first modern fraternity. Kappa Alpha is also the oldest collegiate secret society still in existence.

AS OF APRIL 2005, KA CHAPTERS:

Active U.S. Chapters
CH - Hobart and William Smith Colleges
VL - Lehigh University
VP - University of Pennsylvania

Active Canadian Chapters
UM - McGill University
VA - University of Alberta
VOO - University of Western Ontario
VT - University of Toronto

Inactive U.S. Chapters
CC - Union College (Recolonization efforts for 2006)
CW - Williams College
UP - Princeton University
UW - Wesleyan University
VC - Cornell University (New York)
VV - University of Virginia

Inactive Canadian Chapters
UC - University of Calgary

This organization is not to be confused with the Kappa Alpha Order, a completely separate (and much larger) fraternity that operates exclusively at schools in Southern U.S. and border states.

long live the kappa alpha society

by VOO April 12, 2005