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Kappauf pronounced as (cap off). The rarest but supreme race known to mankind. Often times the arian race tries to claim this but they come to a staunch realization that they are completely and utterly wrong. The Kappauf race is known for its power, looks, sexiness, strength, beauty, wisdom, money, business savvy, crazy good skills, and mind boggling humor.

The Kappauf status is known as a supreme plastic surgery. Such places like Orange County, South Beach, and other counties only concerned about vanity and looks.
"I have been trying the past seven years to be a Kappauf, but I am just to fuggin' uggly."

"Dude I wish I was a Kappauf."

"That guy is such a wanna be Kappauf."
by bob bogosh April 18, 2008
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