Kerflucked

Meaning totally exhausted. Derived from a combination of knackered & f*cked. (Probably during a bout of severe inebriation!)

Had a mint day/night out, but now I'm kerflucked & ready for my bed!

by QueenNobEd December 30, 2010

kerfetching

to bitch or complain without justifiable reason on a regular basis . usually about something trivial .

The outside tables and ashtrays were cleaned regularly and the chairs rearranged to an orderly fashion when vacated . one beer bobby / can you give me cig was #KERFETCHING# about the commotion caused .

by prassino December 5, 2012

kerbaffled

to be kerbaffled is to be in a state of extreme shock and confusion

tom: i thought everything was good but she told me she was leaving me for another guy

jim: wow, you must have been pretty kerbaffled by that

tom: i was, i've never been so kerbaffled in my life :|

by MightySheep December 19, 2012

Kerfingus

A walrus like vagina that oozes froyo while ejaculating. It is often found shivering and chattering its 17 rows of shark like teeth.

(Tusks included)

My kerfingus is really itchy.

I'm about to eat this kerfingus cream.

by BulgingButthole May 3, 2014

Kerfipersnickle

Kerfipersnickle; A word meaning nothing, but created to annoy people because they don't think it's real

Ian asked for a word he didn't know so I made up Kerfipersnickle to annoy him. Ha

by Depressinghigh June 15, 2015

Kerfluffle

A mess of objects or scheduling that often results in chaos.

"Everything in my life is such a kerfluffle right now."

"Sorry I was late, my schedule is such a kerfluffle today.

by LesDiscordeCarter September 8, 2016

Keranesha

Long hair , freaky, talks too many guy , shy & very shame , but is cool too be around i love some keranesha.

Keranesha is a lovable person

by Keranesha November 28, 2016