by boboisgudx May 11, 2023
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Usually describes a miserable, lonley, bitter Swedish woman over the age of 45, who terrorizes young people (usually female and/or with immigrant background) at work.
They love spreading negativity, starting fake rumours, and creating drama. They have worked at the same place for years and are hard to get rid of if you're an employer.
Due to the pension age in Sweden, workers and costumers have to just endue them, even if a Kärring is showing signs of severe mental decline and is not fit to work.
Usually describes a miserable, lonley, bitter Swedish woman over the age of 45, who terrorizes young people (usually female and/or with immigrant background) at work.
They love spreading negativity, starting fake rumours, and creating drama. They have worked at the same place for years and are hard to get rid of if you're an employer.
Due to the pension age in Sweden, workers and costumers have to just endue them, even if a Kärring is showing signs of severe mental decline and is not fit to work.
Scenario 1:
Happy young woman: Hi, I'd like to buy this top, are there any XS sizes available?
Kärring: XS? Have something to eat instead!
**Awkward silence**
Kärring: I was just kidding, or was I?
*smiles broadly to show yellowing, rotting teeth*
I will check if we have it in stock for you, princess.
Scenario 2:
Happy young woman with immigrant background: Hi, sorry to bother you, I'm new at the job, can I ask where room 34B is?
Kärring: *looks up and down* can I ask you something?
Young woman: Uh, yes but I'm in a hurry.
Kärring: Where are you from?
*Long conversation about immigration*
Young woman: I'm really late for my meeting, can you tell me where room 34B is?
Kärring: *smiles broadly showing yellow, rotting teeth* I have no idea sweetie, ask the janitor.
Happy young woman: Hi, I'd like to buy this top, are there any XS sizes available?
Kärring: XS? Have something to eat instead!
**Awkward silence**
Kärring: I was just kidding, or was I?
*smiles broadly to show yellowing, rotting teeth*
I will check if we have it in stock for you, princess.
Scenario 2:
Happy young woman with immigrant background: Hi, sorry to bother you, I'm new at the job, can I ask where room 34B is?
Kärring: *looks up and down* can I ask you something?
Young woman: Uh, yes but I'm in a hurry.
Kärring: Where are you from?
*Long conversation about immigration*
Young woman: I'm really late for my meeting, can you tell me where room 34B is?
Kärring: *smiles broadly showing yellow, rotting teeth* I have no idea sweetie, ask the janitor.
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I cannot wait for Friday night, the girls and I are gonna have a Dirty Karistionna competition at Karen’s house.
by CuckNorris12 June 14, 2020
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John: Whoa, that kid just broke his ankles. He also has straight A+s!
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Karissa is a really cool girl, even though she is dry af when talking and texting she's still a really cool person. But watch out around her, one wrong move and she'll stab you in the back and leave you to die.
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Guy 1: " Yo Karissa is a really cool person."
Guy 2: "Nah, she's a snake she stabbed me in the back last time."
Guy 2: "Nah, she's a snake she stabbed me in the back last time."
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