joosted

Some one who pressures a customer so much that they leave and don’t buy.

Did you customer get the car no I joosted them

by Rep206 January 28, 2018

Joop

Joop is very strong fruty colonge of questonable origin it is of an unnatural pink color and might have come from a toxic waste dump but you know man it gets the ladies

Brandon(the man) :Jeorge Ur wearing joop i can just smell it
Jeorge: Well you know mang it gets all the ladies
Felix: hea mang back off

by The tits March 21, 2008

joop

a sound to make while poking someone esp. you make them go aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

joop

by snail racer April 10, 2010

moose joose

a powerful laxative for androids

i slipped a bit of moose joose to my toaster

by Devin taylor May 28, 2004

jooks

noun: Enjoyment, usually specifically in the form of sexual gratification but also in a general context for sublime pleasure in an activity.
A Western bastardisation of the Creole/Jamaican verb jook "to have sex"

Also spelt as: joux, joox

See also: jollies, kicks

"So... you get your jooks throwing rocks at trains?"

M: Uhhh... nnnnnh...oooooh yeah OH! ohhhhhh...
F: Oh no you didn't! I haven't got my jooks yet!?!

by spider1984 February 3, 2007

Jools

Jools is a kind person who is not afraid at any challenge and he can sometimes be quite dramatic.

He is a really nice person and you’re really lucky if you have a Jools in your life.
He is a great person to be your girlfriend/boyfriend and is generally good looking.

Girl 1: Jools is an awesome guy

Boy 1: Yep he’s pretty awesome

by Randompeewon June 29, 2020

joop

1. to trick the system
2. pull the wool over someones eys

The Vidovich thought he could joop me. He was wrong

by The Dster February 26, 2017