North Korean Spanish god of life also known as the Gucci lord of all life and living things also known as El Jong Un
by Benjamin that goat from elite May 30, 2018
Get the Kim Jong Unomug. by your real na,e February 16, 2024
Get the kim jong pepemug. Jongs are a combination of 'Jeans' and 'thongs'. Although commonly mistaken as thongs made of jeans.. they are a combination of both... When a girl sags her jeans, enough where another person could see her thong.
Kate: *walks into room with her new jongs
Annabelle: Kate what the heck what are you wearing?!
Kate: Omg do you like them? They are called Jongs.
Annabelle: But I can see your ass crack!
Annabelle: Kate what the heck what are you wearing?!
Kate: Omg do you like them? They are called Jongs.
Annabelle: But I can see your ass crack!
by Still Not Jab February 7, 2017
Get the Jongsmug. A very large man who really hates america and has very large nukes to compensate for something.
okay but really he is the leader of North Korea and has been running with the very large hatred of western imperialism and I would say doesn't really care about the well being of his citizens with the recent famines.
"what is he gonna do eat me?" -Royal Pear
okay but really he is the leader of North Korea and has been running with the very large hatred of western imperialism and I would say doesn't really care about the well being of his citizens with the recent famines.
"what is he gonna do eat me?" -Royal Pear
by InkDemonnD February 25, 2024
Get the Kim Jong Unmug. by SlungySlughterfism December 26, 2022
Get the Boom Boon Jing Jong chinkymug. When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018
Get the The Kim Jong Unmug. 