dixon jong

Ancient Malay for sexual deviance that motivates one to literally have bags of dicks in their mouth. Unimaginable thirst for the dick.

Dixon Jong, you wanna do some work for me?
*silence*
Oh, sorry don't speak Malay.
*silence*
Cool - busy eating a literal bag o' cock - I'll come back later.
*silence*

by Yeet Yo Dong April 30, 2019

Jong

makes even the smallest things into big ass deals and is way too overdramatic about everything lmao. everyone kinda thinks it not gonna lie, except she's too oblivious and dumb to ever notice it. bitches to everyone about everything and tries to win every argument without even noticing that she sounds dumb as fuck most of the time. is afraid of in-person confrontations and just backs down most of the time anyway lol.

"jong be makin everything too big a deal"

by gotta keep sly June 18, 2019

Kim Jong-Un

my bts bias.

omg who’s your bts bias? kim jong-un

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

The Kim Jong Un

A sexual act in which you engage in consensual intercourse with your beloved and beautiful spouse, for the purpose of creating a male heir to the Kim lineage and a future leader of True Korea.

I'm tired of all these Imperialist thots trynna make me baby daddy. I just want to find a good woman and give her the Kim Jong Un

by Juche Life June 5, 2017

Kim Jong-un

The chick who your Mexican boyfriend is cheating on you with.

I can't believe that asshole had a secret Kim Jong-un.

by Mi gusta November 26, 2017

jong

A large animal (especially a cat)

your pet is such a jong

by Queen of Words February 25, 2018

kelvin de jong

He is a man with no loyality, he is a man wo lover women, he is a man with a Nice head, he is a man Who can help you in impossible times , Kelvin de jong fixed die meids

Kelvin de jong, is a men from his word

by Stoppen February 25, 2017