johnyll

Johnyll is the most beautiful man in the world and all women love him, because he is simply sloppy and clever.

Johnyll

by Johnyll January 2, 2017

johnessia

Fucking asshole...hot girl with a dimple. Cheats and copies other ppl' s work. Nice and kind but rude at times. Greedy and loud.

Johnessia talked behind my back... Although I have to say she's pretty

by Rude and mean February 22, 2017

johnneice

Pretty young thang

Man I wish I wish I was Johnneice

by Johnneice April 22, 2017

Johned

To mess up frequently in cases particularity to spelling, grammar, and attracting females.

Guy #1: Look at that guy, he just got denied by that girl.
Guy #2: Ya, he totally johned up.

by Monica Marcone April 6, 2017

Johned

To be completely and utterly obliterated, typically by way of an incredibly forceful skull fucking.

Holy shit man, Eric just got fucking Johned into pink mist!

Person #1: Did you see that Johnning last night?
Person #2: Yeah dude, I haven't seen somebody get Johned like that since Brad got his eyeball ripped out and the empty socket fucked with a 12-incher.

by SleepySap May 8, 2017

Johnkencyfix

Johnkencyfix is just an amazing person. When he is mad you can't control him. He is kind and happy most of the time. He doesn't like to stand out as much. He is extreamly funny aswell.

Johnkencyfix is the best

by Johnkencyfix May 8, 2017

Johny Mcconey

A penis that is usually big.

I got a big Johny Mcconey in my pants.

by ProGamerJay October 23, 2017