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1. They are involved in EVERY sport, but does half of them to get the girls.
2. If they do anything related to video games, it most likely involves Call of Duty
3. Drives a tricked up sports car with mile-wide exhaust pipes and no roof.
4. Their futures have "McDonalds Drive-thru" and "eight STDs" written all over them
5. Considers anything not like them to be emo, autistic, or gay.
6. Barely passed 5th grade
1. They are involved in EVERY sport, but does half of them to get the girls.
2. If they do anything related to video games, it most likely involves Call of Duty
3. Drives a tricked up sports car with mile-wide exhaust pipes and no roof.
4. Their futures have "McDonalds Drive-thru" and "eight STDs" written all over them
5. Considers anything not like them to be emo, autistic, or gay.
6. Barely passed 5th grade
In High School:
Jock: *Finds a straight-A student who trips over his many girls that he most likely will never keep*
Jock: Yeah you better run, queer boy!
20 years later:
Bill: Hey, you remember that jock that used to beat the crap out of us in high school?
Matt: Yeah? What's he doing now?
Bill: Without him, I wouldn't have this Big Mac! xD
*laughter ensues*
Jock: *Finds a straight-A student who trips over his many girls that he most likely will never keep*
Jock: Yeah you better run, queer boy!
20 years later:
Bill: Hey, you remember that jock that used to beat the crap out of us in high school?
Matt: Yeah? What's he doing now?
Bill: Without him, I wouldn't have this Big Mac! xD
*laughter ensues*
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Get the Jock mug.It is a slang word that is commonly used in the Caribbean, mostly in the island of Trinidad and Tobago.
The slang word Jocking means masturbating or jerking off
The slang word Jocking means masturbating or jerking off
so if a guy is locked up in the toilet for to long and someone is waiting to use you ask if they are jocking or if you caught someone masturbating and you are going back to tell your friends you will say "I caught my friend jocking just now"
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Get the Jocking mug.to aspire to bond with. One jocks persons one has a crush on. Roughly synonymous with "like," but unlike "like" it implies action. When one jocks someone they not only like them but aspire to do something about it (though it does not imply an actual plan, but the general asperation in an imperfect sense).
"Kristy jocks her boyfriend Kris insane amounts"
"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."
"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."
by Kristy December 10, 2003
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