Jessica is a nice, loving person that loves animals. Is beautiful, cute, tall and pretty. Usually friend with blonds just like the name patricia.
Hi Jessica, your pretty
by shvachadcvady February 9, 2015
Get the Jessica mug.A wonderful person who brings sunshine into people's lives. Being a Jessie is a beautiful thing and a rare quality.
by Swanky McSwankster February 29, 2008
Get the Jessie mug.Example 1:
Jerking
Every
Second
Savagely
Imagining
Caressing
Alba
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Beautiful
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Example 2:
Joe: Hey Bob, you wanna go drinking at the bar tonight?
Bob: Nah, there's always a huge traffic jam up there every Friday. I think I'm gonna stay home and masturbate.
Joe: If I am at the liberty of asking, to whom or what will you be pleasuring yourself to this evening?
Bob: I don't know, I'm getting bored of the same old stuff.
Joe: What about Jessica Alba? She really gets my balls brewing!
Bob: Great idea! She's also been falsely regarded as the "sexiest woman alive" for quite some time now. Sexiest woman in the fucking Known Universe is more like it!
Joe: Fuck yeah! Now go fap off to that shit!
Bob: I will!
Example 3:
John: Did you see that chick that just walked by? What a babe, I would chop off my legs and arms just to have the opportunity to eat her shit.
Jay: Yeah, she's a total Jessica Alba.
Jerking
Every
Second
Savagely
Imagining
Caressing
Alba
And
Licking
Beautiful
Alba
Example 2:
Joe: Hey Bob, you wanna go drinking at the bar tonight?
Bob: Nah, there's always a huge traffic jam up there every Friday. I think I'm gonna stay home and masturbate.
Joe: If I am at the liberty of asking, to whom or what will you be pleasuring yourself to this evening?
Bob: I don't know, I'm getting bored of the same old stuff.
Joe: What about Jessica Alba? She really gets my balls brewing!
Bob: Great idea! She's also been falsely regarded as the "sexiest woman alive" for quite some time now. Sexiest woman in the fucking Known Universe is more like it!
Joe: Fuck yeah! Now go fap off to that shit!
Bob: I will!
Example 3:
John: Did you see that chick that just walked by? What a babe, I would chop off my legs and arms just to have the opportunity to eat her shit.
Jay: Yeah, she's a total Jessica Alba.
by TZG_Eleven June 14, 2011
Get the Jessica Alba mug.she is a well rounded individual that likes to flip you off. she is genuine like no one else and is a very smart lady. she has got like feet like a china doll and a thicccc ass. she tends to have curly hair that is super pretty. she likes to eat ALL the time especially in bio class. when you see you just want to shout JESSICA because she is such a silly goose, she just needs to jump in the pond.
Person 1: Do you see that little puta?
Person 2: Ya why?
Person 1: That is jessie. Ain’t she thicccc.
Person 2: Ya why?
Person 1: That is jessie. Ain’t she thicccc.
by Hehehe112 February 23, 2020
Get the Jessie mug.by speaktruth4real February 5, 2010
Get the JessiKa mug.A kind soul which will help in any situation and is full on caring to everyone around her even people she does not know. She tries her best in what ever she does and is a smart kind lady which will take part in anything she does. If you find to have a Jessica in your life keep it because one day she will have your back not necessarily tomorrow but one day.
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Get the Jessica mug.A Jessica Kinsella is someone with typically brown hair and glasses.
She is actually pretty cool go be friends with her 👌
She is actually pretty cool go be friends with her 👌
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