New Jersey

A common misconception of residents in New Jersey is the individuals on the Jersey Shore. People in New Jersey are commonly stereotyped as steroid poppin', hair spiked, orange douche-bags or for women extensions in hair, fake long nails, orange bitches. To your surprise, people from New Jersey happen to be normal human beings. The only areas with the New Jersey stereotype are in the Jersey Shore and most of those people are from New York or Philadelphia. The people who are from New Jersey and follow the stereotype are despised by the normal folk in New Jersey. Most of us do not speak with an accent, do not say "Joisey", pronounce the words "dog" and "talk" properly and are completely aware there is not a "w" in either of those words. If you do your research you will find that most of the people on the MTV reality show "Jersey Shore" are from New York. Trust me, whenever we see that New Jersey stereotype we too despise him and classify he/she as "Douche". To sum this all up, the stereotype is false. We are normal people. The only people who follow the stereotype are New Yorkers, Philadelphians, and the common anus.
- I have lived in New Jersey my entire life.

Person #1: I'm from New Jersey.
Person #2: No you're not!
Person #1: Yes I am...
Person #2: No, if you were you would have an accent and say "Joisey" HAHAHAHAHAH!
Person #1: Die, away from me...

Stereotype: Douche
by Kevin696969 January 03, 2011
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Jersey Driver

Any person who cant drive for shit like the rest of the people from New Jersey
by Chuckj892 July 02, 2006
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North Jersey

The northern region of New Jersey. Provides easy access to NYC. If you're from North Jersey as opposed to South Jersey, you are much cooler by comparison.
"I'm from Jersey"
"What part?"
"North Jersey"
by Andy May 07, 2003
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Jersey Redneck

A male from Southern New Jersey who somehow picked up a Deep Southern Accent and has a strange love for farm animals, Hunting, and Copenhagen. He also gets excited over Big Trucks and Big Woman.
by D November 04, 2004
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jersey chaser

These are the girls that are found always at the men's athletic sporting events. Often they are pretty girls that follow around the players and believe that they will all be famous. They tend to apply titles to them instead of names, such as "he plays baseball, or he is a football player” You can point them out easily, look for the cute girl and ugly guy. They can name you every players name and number on the roster of each particular sport. Unless you play that sport, they rarely pay attention to you. While this deals with colleges, it is similar to the high school idea of “I am dating the quarterback of the football team.”
"All of the baseball players are at that bar, lets go"

"You have no chance with her, she is a jersey chaser"

"I date a football player"
by PLBSK February 08, 2008
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The Jersey Devil

A creature that is said to live in the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey.
"I plan on going to find the Jersey Devil."
by Trish89898 January 10, 2009
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Jersey Switch

the act of merging across multiple lanes without the use of blinkers. Commonly done by New Jersey drivers.
The ricer in the honda pulled a jersey switch from the on-ramp.
by MKAYFO June 03, 2010
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