Jerking Off

The Action of brett doing business
“Stop jerking off right now brett!”
by Dinkleberry69420 June 24, 2022
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jerk off

"did you just jerk off on me!?"
by daddy_chill69 December 10, 2020
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National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner
its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024
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jerk off

Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.
"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"
by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023
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Jerk off

My parents nearly caught me jerk off last night! Hid the picture and dik
by AngelDustsFuckBuddy April 25, 2025
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You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.
I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.
by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014
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drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
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