Jeewan

A male who gets a blowjob from a 7th grade stripper

That guys a Jeewan since he got a BJ from Cori

by JackUoffski69 December 6, 2006

Jeeves

A name for an internet search site that helps people find the answers to questons.

I didn't know the answer to something, so I asked Jeeves.

by Anonymous July 5, 2003

jeeves

a punk ass white bitch whos sniff coke
and fire up them rocks.

my name is jeeves and im an ass ho

by young c February 8, 2004

jeevs

-ed,-ing, (verb) to verbally torque another person's logic into a loop based on believing that the commentator is mentally challenged in the use of technicalities to such a degree that a feeling of mental stagnation develops leaving you speechless except for cussing. However the 'jeevser' is almost always correct in what they say.

can also be used as "out-jeevsed", as in "out-smarted" or "out-gunned"

1: "Where is the salad?"
2: "It is under your nose"
2: (looks down)
2: "no it's not"
1: "well, if you imagine a plane that starts at the level of your nose, then the salad is technically 'under' your nose"
2: "WTF is wrong with you?"
1: "You just got JEEVSED!"

by kedari December 3, 2011

Jeegaan

A member of the political and business elite in northwestern Somalia

The Jeegaan are wealthy

by readyforthemoon55 July 9, 2019

Jeeves

A poor man who thinks he's above the station.

A snob with no money. He knows that he can't and will never get rich, so he clings on his idea of what makes him posh and better than his equally broke peers.

"Terry bought himself a flash car. He's a real Jeeves. Hasn't got it into his head that he's not going to get out of this dead town."

"I'll kill that bastard! You know what that Jeeves did to me?! When I asked him sumfinks about our Tommy, he looked down his nose on me!"

"Jeeves won't hang out with us because we are too common for him."

by McVillain November 4, 2003

dirty jeevan

When someone is lay on the grass fingering a girl and then wipes her juices on their best mates forehead.

“Yo that dudes just gave his best mate a Dirty Jeevan”

by Rose_Ting June 16, 2020