Jart

A Jart is jizzing and farting at the same time

I had the shits and I saw a hot girl and then I jarted

by Jarto995 July 7, 2025

Jarting It

Jarting It is a term used for when somebody inhales the fumes from a jenkem balloon at a rapid pace.

Person 1: Bro Your actually Jarting It up right now are you okay?
Person 2: Im Jarting It.

by queefinator3 December 23, 2025

Dirty Jantz

To pull off a rodeo and then immediately do a dirty pirate.

I pulled a Dirty Jantz on this chick last night and was so pissed she bashed out my windshield!

by Deidre May 19, 2006

Vag Jatz

It's like Soggy Sao, but the female version.

Jenny always loses Vag Jatz because she's a huge dyke.

by Throuploops July 7, 2018

Slap Jortz

To perform extraordinary acts of human ability but only in the presence of unattractive members of the opposite sex.

“Did you just backflip in front of that uggo? That slap Jortz!”

by Cranham February 10, 2023

Jordan jatzke

Fat fucktard who is in need of a hike and bitches badly. Is commonly known to be unloved by his peers due to his strong oder and lack of brain cells.

Jordan jatzke is a lazy fat cunt

by Jamar1# March 7, 2023

Jizzy Juzzy Jatz

Where a group of guys take turns jerking off and ejaculating onto a Jatz cracker. The last guy to Jizz onto the Jatz has to eat it. The Jatz has Juzzy's face on it because his soul is trapped inside of it like Josie Packard trapped inside of the door knob in Twin Peaks.

"The boys stood around playing Jizzy Juzzy Jatz until Justin was the last guy to Jizz on the Jatz which he ate as he stared into Juzzy's soul trapped inside the Jizzy Jatz. "

by agalma January 14, 2025