Justin: jared looks it’s an under age kid
Jared: where
Jared: I want him in my basement, or I will do his mom
Jared: where
Jared: I want him in my basement, or I will do his mom
by Jared ppppo July 15, 2022
by Jared ppppo July 04, 2022
An enormous faggot often over zealous about his passion for cocks and water polo. He spends most of his life in the pool, either playing with cock or balls. The fagooty way he slurps cock is bested only by his ability to lose in polo matches. He is also known to set his friends aside to eat cock or cradle balls.
Kid 1 : hey is Leonard coming?
Kid 2 : nah he's at the pool being a Jared
Or
Kid 1 : hey you wanna catch twilight?
Kid 2 : Nah sorry dude I'd rather be a Jared and suck cock by the pool than watch that.
Kid 2 : nah he's at the pool being a Jared
Or
Kid 1 : hey you wanna catch twilight?
Kid 2 : Nah sorry dude I'd rather be a Jared and suck cock by the pool than watch that.
by Jaredboy March 11, 2013
a vape god that vapes at school all day and clouds up the hallways. he is the most cringey person ever and when ever he walks up the stairs he clouds up the stair then runs from the teachers.He is a true vape god with a 1 millon billion trillion watt vape with the biggest mod ever. A true vape nation general
by lamboboss678 March 07, 2017
Jared , he's got small cock
by Omar June 08, 2014
by Turkey Jerky Tom April 13, 2015