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Japanese Straightening

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A way to chemically straighten one`s hair so it remains straight for 6 months to a year. Usually takes up to five hours and can cost anywhere from $80-$300. Damages hair a bit but leaves it stick-straight.
Odette got her hair Japanese Straightened on Saturday, and it was so shiney and straight I couldn`t believe it! Especially since she had extremely curly hair before she got Japanese Straightening.
by RichardFanx3 August 24, 2006
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Given on someone's birthday, this involves tying down the recipient and attacking them with tentacles shaped like giant penises, followed by urinating on them. While this may sound unpleasant to the average person, there are at least 20 different hentai mangas devoted to this very subject.
Geoff: Happy 22nd, Jamie! Now it's time for your Japanese Birthday Surprise!

Jamie: Japa-what? What the hell are you... oh my god AGGHHHHHHHHH

(screams of agony are heard)
by Jeff Shewer May 17, 2009
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Japanese button

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Used by the English speaking player base in Square-Enix's MMO: FFXI, as an excuse for the superiority of Japanese players in every aspect of the game.
<JohnSmith>:"OMG why does this frickin jp always claim my VE????"
<SusieQ>:"Its the Japanese button"
by k3nt2 March 29, 2008
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Japanese Rice Bowl

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A sexual term referring to the Japanese way of eating where there are two chopsticks are going into a single bowl.
Damn Bobby we did that girl so hard. I'm glad i got to Japanese rice bowl her with you.
by Kambosoup October 23, 2009
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Japanese Red Light

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Upon seeing a green light, the passengers of the car all dive from the moving vehicle - Thus a Japanese Redlight
"One, two, three -JAPANESE RED LIGHT"

"Fuck, I didn't jump out in time"
by ReMiJe November 9, 2009
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When someone shoves your head under the covers and lets out a huge fart after consuming large amounts of egg rolls.
If I let you stay the night you have to promise not to hit me with the japanese dutch oven
by Dutch oven queen June 24, 2010
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One Bad-Ass band with one beast of a lead singer :)
Wow Yolk is Badass!
What do you expect it's the Japanese Voyeurs.
by JV Maniac. July 24, 2011
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