Islam

The religion which allows sex slavery but forbids eating bacon.

Islams prophet Muhammad was married to a 6 year old.

by A name hopefully not used yet June 8, 2022

islamwich

(Noun) A sarcastic, slightly satirical, and sometimes humorous blog about the intersection of all things Islamic and Western. Its contents are one slice Muslim, one slice 'merican and all that comes between. But 86 the pork.

I nearly peed my pants when I read the latest islamwich post.

by 100rabbitfarts January 29, 2014

islamic yolo

Islamic Yolo means "You Only Look Ones". This term is usually used for boys, when they look at a girl. No matter how pretty is the girl, you can only look ones. Second glance at a non-mahram is haraam. Vice versa.

Praise be to Allaah.

Jareer ibn ‘Abdullaah said: "I asked the Messenger of Allaah (Peace & Blessings of Allaah be upon Him) about an accidental glance at a woman. He commanded me to turn my gaze away." (Reported by al-Tirmidhi, who said: This is a saheeh hasan hadeeth. See al-Sunan, 2700).

Commenting on this hadeeth, al-Mubaarakpoori said: " ‘Accidental’ means that his gaze fell on a non-mahram woman unintentionally. ‘He commanded me to turn my gaze away’ means that he was not to look a second time, because the first glance was not by choice and would be forgiven, but any further glances would be counted as sin, and he should heed the words of Allaah (interpretation of the meaning): ‘Tell the believing men to lower their gaze (from looking at forbidden things)…’ al-Noor 24:30"

The Messenger of Allaah (Peace & Blessings of Allaah be upon Him) said: "O Ali, do not follow a glance with another, for you will be forgiven for the first, but not for the second." (Reported by al-Tirmidhi, 2701; see Saheeh al-Jaami’, 7953)

Islam Q&A

Sheikh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid

The word islamic yolo being defined as below:
Brother: *accidently looked at a girl, but forgotten to turn his gaze away*
Sister : *snaps her fingers in front of her brother's face* "Hey, YOLO!"

by maryamkhan June 1, 2017

Islamic School Of Canberra

daed classroom wallahi

Student 1 : are you sure we are at Islamic school of Canberra, it looks like a forest to me?
student 2 : couldn't be more affirmative.

by anonymouspersonlol128278 June 2, 2021

Irljambo

Best, funniest and prettiest mutual ever.✨
Go follow him rn. 👿
Or ill eat your cat. 😈/hj

"Hey, did you hear about the tiktoker '@Irljambo'. Hes very funny!"
"Oh, I've never heard of them before. Ill go check ou their account!"

by hugs4moxxie November 17, 2021

Islamophobophobia

The fear of, hatred of, or prejudice against the Islamophobia or anti-Muslims

Examples of Islamophobophobia:

1. Attacking people for hating on Muslims
2. Protecting against the anti-Muslim racism
3. Saving all Muslims from Islamophobia attacks

by Torontoball July 11, 2022

Islamic Concubine

Islamic Concubine refers to a woman in a polygamous style relationship who is legally permitted to have intimate relations with the man, although she may not have official "wife" status.

During Islamic Arabia, some polygamous men had concubines. Essentially, these men had consensual intimate relations with their servant women (concubines) from who the men were in common law marriages with.

The polygamous men had to be in common law marriages with the servant women, since fornication was prohibited.

During Islamic Arabia, some men had Islamic Concubines.

by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023