internetted

When you're intending to go and do something useful and get caught in the tantalizing web that the internet is. Stumble, or IM or Facebook. You name it, and the distraction exists.

A : Oh? I thought you were going to bed early today.

B : Yeah man, I intended to . But I got totally internetted and got delayed.

by Gradstudent6 December 16, 2010

Interneting

To be one with the internet, to surf the internet with a vengeance, and to be so leet at the internet that people of lesser quality will forever question what you do.

A: Hey, how's it going?

B: Shush, I'm interneting.

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A: You guys should learn how to internet.

by s3xytrUmp3t13r January 12, 2009

internet

it is the inter netting of your swimming trunks that adds comfort.

have you guys hear of this internet thing? its the inter netting of your swim trunks to add suggle comfort.

by boymandudeguyelleven August 4, 2005

INTERNET

Internet is for POOL!
TuBillar.com!

B says... ¿Isn't internet for porn?
D answers... Nope, internet is for POOL! TuBillar.com

by berushka April 16, 2009

Internet

1.An entity consisting of over 9000 million servers connected with one another. Its purpose is to host and distribute information and to make communication easier.

2.Serious business

The internet is serious fucking business! Don't forget it, bitch!

by PresidentMudkip July 14, 2011

Internet

The best thing made since electricity...

The Internet is like a second Earth where people are better than in RL

The Internet ROCKS YOUR MOM!

by Finalword May 1, 2007

Internet

The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.

Marge: How are the kids going to get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?

by G-Union July 7, 2003