internet 

A collection of computers that share information over a network connection.
THE internet refers to the largest collection of computers.

Services include the World Wide Web, Newsgroups, Bulatin Boards, FTP/Archie servers, E-Mail, and a vast array of online games.

Computers on THE internet communicate using the TeleComunicatons Protocol - Internet Protocol or TCP-IP

internet by Chuck May 6, 2003

internet 

The reason why I'm still a virgin.

Guy #1: Dude did you and your girlfriend do it yet?
Guy #2: No i was too busy using the internet.

internet by smaga December 30, 2011

internet 

n.

Serious business.

pl. internets, internetz

Internetz are serious business.

internet by Dashalasha August 4, 2008

internet 

the best thing since fried sausages

Wife: What do you you want for dinner tonight?

Husband: Internet... and sex.

internet by JaredInsanity October 18, 2008

internet 

about the next best thing to the toilet (which was invented by thomas crapper).

he used the internet to get pornography to masturbate from.

internet by The "Fake" Lauren August 10, 2004

internet 

a place to use file sharing and all the porn to watch at your own time and online shopping sites that are open 24/7 and you can use the internet to make fansites

"i love to use the internet to shop online oh it's so much fun"

internet by thedude July 11, 2004

internet 

One huge therapy session

I come onto the internet and the streets are safe

internet by Tooly Towers June 4, 2003