intelligency

the level of a persons intelligence

“if we had a intelligency test, i would win”

by ellie b November 1, 2019

US Intelligence

Oxymoron.

Australian Slang for someone who has said, or done something stupid.

Person 1: "You can pick up Bluebottle jellyfish right?"
Person 2: "Sure, Maybe it'll cure your US Intelligence."

by CactusJackie January 4, 2019

Psuedo-intelligence

Psuedo-intelligence is intelligence not derived from the understanding of knowledge, but from the wise and clever things that you hear other people say or do. Basically it is a form of social learning where you learn how to come off as seemingly intelligent but not actually so.

Amy used psuedo-intelligence she learned from a YouTube video to pick up a guy.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 1, 2021

counter intelligence

what is sometimes experienced while attempting to order at a fast food establishment

'you want fries with that?'
'that's what I just ordered!'
'oh'
'how 'bout an apple pie?'

by azure July 8, 2004

Intelligent Person

Somebody who votes Hillary Bamfo for PRO

I'm an intelligent person. This is because I voted Hillary Bamfo for PRO.

by :)Zoe.291 January 16, 2022

Internet Intelligentsia

People who attempt to make themselves seem interesting and intelligent by posting pseudo intellectual bullshit on forums, facebook statuses, twitter posts etc

Douchebage101 : "Bin laden wasn't to blame for 9/11, he was merely disenfranchised with western civilisation it was really new yorks fault for existing"

Normal user : "Stop being a typical internet intelligentsia cocksucker."

by BigMikeyNYC August 13, 2011

intelligence

something that has a complex unto itself. it can never leave itself alone if IT thought it was intelligent, nor stop bagging themselves out about how smart/dumb they are. like a height complex, but with intelligent instead of tall

i guess i have no intelligence if i'm insulted

by laughingidiot March 19, 2009