FISSION MAILED

A term loosely meaning that you have been embarrassed to the highest degree, similar to pwned and You Got Served

Origin: Metal Gear Solid 2 near the end of the game, there's a screen that says that very phrase that's supposed to mimic the "Mission Failed" message you get when you normally die in said game.
Dude, your girlfriend sucked my cock last night! FISSION MAILED!
by DANfan February 21, 2005
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air mail

I had a cabbage and bean salad for lunch, which although very tasty and healthy, left me with a great deal of air mail.
by Cockaseega July 10, 2009
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jizz mail

junk mail, can be either email or paper. can be spam or just from annoying people. nothing you'd want to read, usually goes straight to the trash can.
I checked my box this morning, but everything there was jizz mail so i dumped it. I have no time to waste opening jizz mail.
by susannah eanes November 19, 2007
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Whee-mail

Drunk e-mailing. Similar to drunk-dialing, but more direct - if it doesn’t get the point across the first time, maybe you’re too drunk to send another. Or another. Ok, we get it, you’re wasted. It’s the thought that counts.

Sent with the best intent, time and thought make this the best form of drunk communication of them all.
“Look, I got a whee-mail today! Aww, it’s from Greg, my favorite! Did he send me a dick pic? Shoot. Maybe next time.”

Did somebody say shots? Hell yeah! Let me just send this whee-mail real quick...”
by GregsGreatBigCock March 06, 2020
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flesh mailing

Using nude pictures against another person as leverage to get what one desires.
Dude I sent nude pics to Rachel and she's flesh mailing me to make me date her.
by BrickTamland12 February 21, 2014
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B-mail

A short good way to name a blackmail folder you may have on your computer.
Tom, please do me this favor or I'll show Jane one of your B-mail IMs to Lucy.
by BlackMambaSon August 26, 2010
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Douche-Mail

An E-mail sent someone with an especially Douchey tone. Most of them time sent by someone who is frustrated by the receivers stupidity.
I had to fire off some Douche-Mails earlier this morning, those customer service people are morons who frustrate me to no end.
by shaginwagin April 19, 2010
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